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Dude, the power's out!
Yeah, here, too...
So, umm, exactly how are we chatting?
Duh, the computers don't run on electricity.
... What?
A computer runs on the energy emitted by your soul...slowly draining out every last drop....Luckily, it's not painful at all!

 

The computer is NOT eating my soul. Dude, I'm not that stupid.
Gullible's written on your ceiling.
I refuse to look at my ceiling.
You just can't stand that I'm right.
... ... I hate you.
Oh, thanks, buddy.

 

I'm going to prove once and for all that the computer runs on your soul.
Jared beats himself in the head, but relents.
... fine, how?
Would you agree that the devil probably has a reason to want souls?
... I, uh, guess?
And the devil is evil, am I right? Of course! So, evil uses soul energy. And computers...are...

 

Dude. There is seriously something wrong with you.
I know, I'm just too intelligent.
Ok, fine, let's say computers, because they're evil, run on soul energy.
Thankyou for understanding.
If someone sells their soul, can they still use a computer? And how long before you run out of energy? Huh, mister smart guy?
If you sell your soul, it's still accessible..and, umm..carry the 1, divide by ð....203.1584654743 years.

 

Dude...you are so leaving.
I know, I know, my greatness is too much for you.
Okay...yes, and I can't deal with your ugh, greatness any longer.
Yeah, whatever man. See you tomorrow. Meet me at the closed asylum...
The closed asylum..?
Yeah, tomorrow..at around noon.

 

The next day, around noon.
Ya know, I really don't know why, but I'm going...
So why am I here Gary?
I'm glad you asked that Jared. Would you please step into the small room here?
You really expect me to do that?
I'm not forcing you or anything, really.

 

And I'm in here..why?
...
Yes?
They say that what would make a sane man mad would make a mad man sane....
I'd be upset now if I knew what you just said, right?
Uh..no.

 

Ooh, cool! Freaky wall!
dizzy....DIZZY BAD
A computer?

 

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OKAY
FATAL ERROR: Program has performed an illegal action and will be shutdown. Okay to start over and load forever...

 

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Dear god, make it stop!!
Yeesh, you haven't even gone in the room yet!
Really?
Man, you have an overactive imagination...

 

I'm not going in there...
Because of what you imagined?
I imagine what I imagined was correct...
It's a little metal box. What did you think it was?
Remember that horror movie with Vincent Price where he was locked in a room in an asylum that was meant to make mad men sane on the pretense that what would make a sane man mad would make a mad man-
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I have no idea what you're talking about. Just go in already.

 

Fine...
After you...actually, no, I'll stay out here.
ya know...
Oh, just go on.
Hello?
Why is my computer still running..? The power's out...

 

There's a guy in there.
Really?
Yeah...
heh..
Hey there-you know your computer is feeding off your soul?
Oh, that explains it...

 

Blink!
Hey! The power's back!
The computer is still feeding off your soul, though.
I always wondered what this room looked like...

 

Ya know, I'm gettin a little creeped out here...
Aww, man. I'm gonna get sick.
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Gary, has Ben said anything since, "I'm gonna get sick..."?
No, but I wouldn't worry...It's only been a day since he's commented.
Jared! You'll never believe what I just found out-
Oh, Ben's here...

 

I just accqired a file from the computer at the asylum!
Really? Tell me it said nothing of computers eating your soul.
...oh, um nevermind
Why are you beating your face?
Oh, no reason, just the greatness of Gary..*twitch*

 

Hey Gary, it's me, Ben.
Hey Ben. Where'd Jared go?
I'm not sure; he said something about |< | |_ |_ |< | |_ |_ |< | |_ |_, though.

 

Oh...that's not like him.
He didn't mention me, did he?

 

Not that I can think of...last I saw him, he put on a brown wig.
Okay...thankyou Ben...
Hey Jared...how ya doin?

 

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So, uh, Jared, how are you?
Well at least say something!
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Ya know what...nevermind.

 

Looks like we'll have to fight...
Super Spiffify!!
Ready when you are Jared...

 

Man, if I hadn't been spiffified, you'd be in a lot of trouble!
You'd be dead in that case Gary.
Oh, would I?

 

I totally owned you!!
So anyway, now that our battle is done, I have to know for sure...
No, computers don't run on soul energy.
...
I hooked up a generator to all the computers we have - yours, mine, and Ben's. I made the whole soul thing up; I didn't think you'd really believe me.

 

But...what about the file Ben found?
file?
So this is your room?
Yep, but if anyone comes in here, claiming it's his, tell him the computer really is draining his soul and then he'll go away.
Do you think Ben set anything up?
Ben? Nah, he's a good guy.

 

Ah, so she is called Gerry.
So, Ben...what do you wanna do?
you....
And Gerry is bored...
Ben?
Sorry, I was thinking...no idea. What do you wanna do?
...still
I dunno...what do you wanna do?
How long do I have to keep this up before I can really answer...

 

So, it seems we have Gary, Jared,
Ben and Gerry...
Is everything in order then?
seems so...
Hey! How did Ben get a girl and not me?!

 

I've got it!
What?
We should open a restaurant!
That's great! I've even got a building lying around!
You didn't have to be sarcastic about it...
No, really! We'll call it Ben & Gerry's!

 

Hello and welcome to Ben&Gerry's! Can I take your order?
Umm, sure..fries.
And would you like fries with that?
You're kidding, right?
I have to say it...Gerry thinks it's cute.
heh.....whipped..p'cha!

 

So, umm...yeah. Your order will be here soon.
Ok. Oh, by the way, Gary confessed that he made up the whole soul eating computer thing.
Oh?
Yeah, so what did you find on your computer?
Well...umm..not.really anything
Then why did you say you did..?

 

I thought that Gerry and I would be more comfortable in an actual room..so I figured that you would go confront Jared, giving me time in your room with her...
Tell me nothing happened on my bed.
No. We talked and decided to start a restaurant.
Heh heh...Denied.
I didn't try anything in your room. I couldn't ask...until we got to my actual room anyway-
Stop...now...tmi

 

The generator's probably run out of power...
I should go downstairs and charge it for the next outage...
What is the status report on the generator power?
STATUS REPORT...POWER FULL AND UNUSED

 

Whaddya mean, "full and unused?!"
USE OF THE GENERATOR HAS BEEN UNNECESSARY.
But how? The power was out for some time, right?
AN ALTERNATE POWER SOURCE WAS USED.
...soul energy?
AFFIRMATIVE.

 

Was there something wrong with your fries?
nm-mm, gawy cawd me
So what's up?
deres sumthig rog wif gawy
Now that's special...
*swallow* Where'd you get that saying from? Gerry?

 

..no. Now what's up with "Gawy"?
... ... I dunno, he didn't say. He said something about being wrong and hung up.
Oh. Well, there's always something wrong with Gary. Why worry?
I still think I should check..he said he was wrong. You can finish my fries.
K' Fuh-bye Jawed.
Now isn't that special.

 

Gary! You here man?
Downstairs, Jared!
So..um..you were wrong?
That's besides the point.
So..what's up?
Computers really are eating our souls. I came down here to charge the generator, but it was full and unused. The generator bot says the computers were using an alternate power source - soul energy.

 

So, then what were you wrong about?
The time before the energy runs out isn't quite 203.1584654743 years.
Well, it's not that bad...soul energy evidently refills itself kind of.
So how is it less time then?
The energy will bottom out if you are using the computer in excess of 2 days without electricity.

 

What happens when you run out?
Depends on the person.
So, what happens to someone say, like me?
We already know that - you become a homicidal maniac.
And you become a weak pirate! Right?

 

Hello everyone. I am Generic Anonymity.
Hi GA!
I just wanted to clarify that the views expressed in this comic are not necessarily shared by me.
...
I just make them up...either that or the characters do it themselves.
Ok...why'd you bother telling us this? To show us the pretty backrounds?

 

But, it still doesn't make sense.
Do I have to explain it again?
No, it's just that when I went homicidal, the power was on, and you first said that computers didn' t run on electricity at all.
Well, your soul must've not recharged yet. And I already told you I was wrong from before anyway.
Which is a stunning breakthrough...
Don't hafta hide, Jared buddy, I'm just going to show you the real meaning of breakthrough one of these days.

 

Please, Gary, tell me you meant his punching him in the face!
Of course I did.
...
Waitasec, what were you thinking?
Man that's just sickening.

 

Ya know, besides interrupting and making me forget what we were talking about, that person messed up his speech.
Yeah, that's the worst.
I mean he did he think he was? The president?
That was almost funny. I applaud your efforts dude.
Oh well, I tried a joke of my own.
And you failed miserably.

 

What's up Gerry?
I'm gonna take the register for a while, hon. That okay?
Yeah, sure.
Seeya later. Luvya.
Welcome to Ben & Gerry's. What would you like to eat?
Sandwich?

 

Sandwich!
Would you, uh, like fries with that?
Sandwich good.
That'll be 1.99, please.
Pay for sandwich? Nah, no need for that.

 

Wait! You have to PAY for your food!
This isn't going very well...
Oh, good, it's one of Ben's friends.
Hi there Gerry...did Ben leave you here alone?

 

I let him have a break. He didn't "leave me here."
Well, that's ok, then.
So would you like a meal or anything?
Nah, I'm fine. So, how did you and Ben meet?
I oughtta warn you, it's a long story...
That's okay...I have all the time in the world.

 

Ben and I met at summercamp, just this past year...
Aww, I don't know anyone this year; what happened to all my friends?
I want to go home to my computer...
We passed eachother by at first...
I need to find someone my age..what's with all the little kids everywhere?
Yes! Finally, technology!
Finally, I saw...him.
Hi! Are you new here at camp?
No, I've been here before, they just found me on the office computer and kicked me out.

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