Flora visits her brother who works for the Daily Record.
sO, hOw'S mOm?
Yeah, she's fine, Dad's talking about building a new extension on the house, they wanted a study, I told them to use your room, but, you know Dad..
YeAh, ReMeMbEr ThE tImE i WaNtEd To PaInT oVeR tHe HeIgHt ChArT mOm UsEd To DrAw On ThE wAlL iN tHe KiTcHeN? hIs EmOtIoN cHiP fAiLeD aNd We HaD tO rEbUiLd HiS hEaD!
Yeah, and I accidentally wired up his optical circuits wrong and he could only see out his ass, remember? oh, the fun we had, mind you, he could watch us laughing behind his back!
aNd MoM, rEmEmBeR hOw ShE cAuGhT mE hAvInG sEx WiTh ThE wAsHiNg MaChInE wItH YOUR GrOiNaL aTtAcHmEnT iN mY mOuTh, I uNsCrEwEd WhEn YoU wErE sLeEpInG?
