ok, here's the deal, I kidnapped you because you cast me as a homosexual moron and made me the butt of biscuit jokes, so now I'm going to kill you!
you know, I wish you had just done it weeks ago, I've been really bored here, I mean, it's dragged on a bit don't you think?
you think so too? thank fuck, to be honest I'm not really the killing type, I just wanted to beat you and stuff, I guess I could just let you go, you've learned your lesson!
not that anyone remembers, but, it was the green room that prevented me from using my eye combustion thing, ha ha!
aaaah, it's like a thousand glow worms are chewing my ball sack!
