oh father, I know it's been a while, but in the old days you used to smite everyone, now you don't do shit, I mean, look at the recent events, surely a little divine intervention would help!?
listen son in the old days people just wandered around doing nothing, it was mind numbingly boring, but it's too exciting these days to start getting involved in wars, they'll work it out themselves!
I knew I shouldn't have gotten him that Playstation 2 for Me-mas!
