All comics by Godziller

 

1. One

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

2. Two

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

3. Three

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

4. Four

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

5. Five

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

6. Six

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

7. Seven

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

8. Eight

Anything you say will be held against you. BOOBS!

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

9. Nine

Either I'm dead or my watch has stopped.

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

10. Ten

A mime is just an anti-social clown

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

11. Eleven

When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

12. Twelve

Is it possible to cry underwater ?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

13. Thirteen

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

14. Fourteen

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

by Godziller, 6-24-09

 

15. Fifteen by Godziller 6-24-09
		Did i say that out loud?

 

16. Sixteen by Godziller 6-24-09
One, Two, Tree, Four i declare a thumb war	Five, Six, Seven, Eight i use this hand to masturbate.

 

17. Seventeen by Godziller 6-24-09
Contrary to popular to belief..	What happens in vegas. DOSENT stay in vegas	you have herpes

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