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| Time to create the perfect man for LInda Brown. | |
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| Linda, take me as I am! Will you marry me? | |
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| Linda, I'm strong and sexy, and you are one hot tamale. Wanna party? | |
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| Get ye gone, Linda is MY fair maiden in distress. | |
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| Bacon, Bacon, Bacon! Everyone loves bacon. I'm sizzling hot, Linda. You know you want me. | |
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| We all know I'm her soul mate, so get outta here before I bust a cap in your ass . I hope that lil' filly Linda likes to ride! | |
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