I was reading some stuff on the net tonight when an annoying girl I used to know started chatting with me.
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I thought maybe if I creeped her out, you know... said something absolutely horrible, she'd leave me alone...
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| So... what are you wearing? | |
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| Jenny: A tanktop and sweat pants... why do you ask?Jeff: 'Cause I'm jerkin it and I want a mental image. | |
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But Lo! I had no idea my plan could backfire in such an erotic fashion...
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| Jeff: Really? Keep going... | |
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| Jenny: I could give you a much better one... | |
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