Every cowboy sings a sad sad song. by Gremmi11-23-01 Y'know, it's times like these I often wonder about the intricacies of the universe. How did we get here? Why are we here? How do we exist? Why do we exist? Why are we meant to question these things? My testicles are stuck to my right thigh...
Fear the Beard by Gremmi11-23-01 And when I look at you, I wonder if I'm sexually attracted to bearded men... I'm going to shave. Can I keep the trimmings?
