The Adventures of Ted - Flashback 1

Author: Groundwalker

Date: November 12, 2009

by Groundwalker
11-12-09
The Adventures of Ted - Flashback 1 - pt1
I hate my life. My best friend is a moron, and all I do all day is sit with squirrels.
Ooh! Pick me!
The Adventures of Ted - Flashback 1 - pt2
Come to think of it, I HATE squirrels. I can't stand them. They have those big furry tails. Gross.
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The Adventures of Ted - Flashback 1 - pt3
And you ate him whole? Wow... Did you swallow him?
Naw... He was too fleshy. I had to spit him out over by the trash can.