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| Psst...hey, Satan. I got a deal for you. You can have my soul if you get me off of this cross. | |
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| Your soul and a life of eternal damnation in exchange for being the savior to the people on earth? Are you sure about this? | |
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| Yeah, just get me off of this fucking cross already. God damn it, this isn't what I expected to happen. Can't I just win a baseball game like other heroes? | |
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| Actually, I have a better idea. I think I'll just burn you so you can't rise again and foil all of my plans. | |
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| Won't you get in more trouble now that you've killed me for good? | |
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| No, because God hates faggots. Plus he needs a son, and now that you're out of the picture, he'll be looking to adopt. | |
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