Holy war, shmoly war. There's no annoying missionaries here.

Author: HCRoyall

Date: August 5, 2005

by HCRoyall
8-05-05
Jehovah's witnesses would always come to my door at 5 AM on Sundays. I'd tell them no and they'd be back the next week anyway.
I've always had dogs. At the time I had three big dogs that weren't fond of strangers. You do the math.
I got to sleep in on Sundays after that. Until the Mormons got smart and started bringing dog biscuits with them...