Game Night

Author: HCRoyall

Date: October 11, 2009

by HCRoyall
10-11-09
Wow, you mammals are weird.
WE'RE weird? You're weird, what with your internal genitalia and all.
Reptile biology makes perfect sense! Our genitals are safe and sound, not hanging out for anyone to kick, like you! Plus we have a scaly plate to cover them! Natural decency!
I... guess you have a point. It is an easily exploitable weakness we have.
Turtle Power.
Aaaaand you lost me.