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| It's amazing what kind of depraved sex toys they can only advertise after all the normal people are asleep. | |
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| Have your fetishes started to blend together? Having trouble getting just the right amount of kink in your sex life? | |
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Introducing the Sarah Palin inflatable sheep! Covered in soft wool with a wig and glasses just like the real former governor herself! It's even prgrammed with all the hot steamy sound bites you love!
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| I'm a gosh-darned hockey mom! I'm a pit bull with lipstick! | |
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| Why... why can't I stop masturbating to this? | |
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