Never Ending Soy Mocha

Author: HCRoyall

Date: May 21, 2010

by HCRoyall
5-21-10
Okay, fine. Everything you've said checks out.
And unless you don't mind massaging my testicles while I scream acoss the way at the Apple store, you need to leave.
But just answer me one question: Why? Why would you be this evil?
Actually, I got the idea from the guy who just bought the Starbuck's franchise next door.
MAKE ME A LATTE WORTHY OF MORDOR!