CC: Who pays attention to side effects anyway?

Author: HCRoyall

Date: February 12, 2013

by HCRoyall
2-12-13
doc, my knee kind of hurts when it gets cold out.
here, try New Aspirin!
New Aspirin might cause spontaneous AIDS, ball gout, stankfinger, orbital herpes, water allergy, bigfoot dick, prolific simile (like a boss),
death, vomitting, deathvomitting, metallic constipation, ball slapping, rectal implosion, warring brain lobes, palpable regret, dry blinking, the inability to love,
I wonder if any of these tongue depressors have flavors...
and retroactive ADD.