Blue Screen of Death by HG311-17-01 I give up! You piece of shit computer! Oh great. Hortense seems frustrated. It's go time! It's either you or me computer! Prepare for your last shut down!
Instructions I'd actually follow by HG311-17-01 "Troubleshooting your POS 2000." This should be good for a laugh. Ah here it is... "If your computer does not respond well to your commands, make sure the keyboard is plugged in correctly..." Hmmm... get to the part where you get less stupid. "... and if that does not correct the problem, smack the monitor repeatedly yelling profanities." That's it, I'm hiding with that TiVo box...
