Lemme tell you somethin' boy. Nuthin' I lke better than a big ol' steamin' pile of doodoo butter. Nothin' smells more patriotic than that.
It's a manly smell. A smell that reminds one of tha' simpler times in life. When cowboys such as ma'self use ta' work these here plains amidst the cattle dung and injuns. That's an american smell.
Course...I'm a certified fecalpheliac....but aren't we all though?