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| Welcom back to FoxNews. We report, we decide. | |
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| Fox news has uncovered clear evidence that homosexuals do not deserve equal rights. | |
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| That's right Skip. We are basing our report on that fact that gays don't exist. | |
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| That's right Holly. Homosexuals are no more real than global warming. | |
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| But if they did exist, they would be evil and dangerous! | |
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