Legal Disciple

Author: Hammer55

Date: December 13, 2009

by Hammer55
12-13-09
Um.. Excuse me sir. Could I have a moment of your time? I've come a considerable distance to see you.
Well sure!! I would hate to inconvience you!
I'm in the legal department and we need some clarification on some documents.
Really? I'm getting pretty weak...Can you hurry?
We just want to be clear. We would like to be as exclusive as possible. No gays, liberals, or muslims in Heaven, correct?
If I could move I would strike you down so fast...