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by Hammerstone
2-17-05
The Alien explains quantum superposition through a concrete example
Come Schrodinger, let's do a thought experiment with your cat!
Thought experiment?
An indeterminacy originally restricted to the atomic domain becomes transformed into macroscopic indeterminacy....which can then be resolved by direct observation.
Just to make things interesting, we'll put your cat in the chamber with a Geiger counter, a little Carbon 14, and a relay that releases a hammer that shatters a small flask of hydrocyanic acid.
My cat...14C...hydro what????
Since release of an atomic particle is a quantum event, the results are indeterminate until we make an observation. Thus, the cat will be simultaneously dead and alive until we open the chamber.
We'll put just enough 14C in the chamber so that in 1hr. the chances of an atom decaying are equal to no atom decaying.
It's a chance to play God, because the cat will be in an indeterimant state until you force the issue by opening the chamber.

 

by Hammerstone
2-18-05
Two Zen monks walk into a desert.....
So, do dogs have Buddah nature?
= = = = = = = =
+ + + + +
Let us ask the master.
If you see the Buddha, lick him!

 

by Hammerstone
2-18-05
Smilin' Bob is pissed....
#<:+?
Look what you fucking aliens did.
x~::, x~::, x~::
My new Les Paul clone with triple humbuckers was in route to me via UPS. I had the tracking number! They already charged my Visa account! It had jumbo frets and a graphite nut!
/\ = 0!

 

by Hammerstone
2-19-05
Smilin' Bob's latest strip is critiqued by veterans......
The text sucks regardless of the characters.
Yeah, the punctuation/capitalization is distracting.
There's no storey arc, no structure; the strip lacks coherence
When he has a punch line, you can see it coming for miles!
And the guy's drawing really stinks!

 

by Hammerstone
2-21-05
Where's Duke?
He wouldn't come without his attorney.

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