NERDS 1 by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 Star Wars nerd getting just deserts ..and I bought Vader's helmet on eBay. . . Like I care. . ...and I saw the Episode II teaser online. . . Can anyone get rid of this guy? Suddenly, the Death Star's ray shoots the nerd. Anyone got a marshmallow?
The Real Britney Spears by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 Can it be . . .the REAL Britney Spears?? HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! . . . Jeezuz Britney, you've look like hell. I ONLY GOT RID OF THE BOOB JOB!! Why are we inside a cave?
Anthrax comes to town. by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 Should see what's on the tube today. ANTHRAX HAS COME TO TOWN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! ha ha ha. . AAAAHH!!!! Their music isn't THAT bad. . .
Anime vs. Cartoon by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 When Worlds Collide Hello. Oh my god! It's a cartoon character! I must be in an anime! What's anime? It's a cartoon with really freaky looking characters! Soooo, I'm in an "anime"? Hehehe, doesn't even know if its an anime. What a stupid. . HEY! I'M A CARTOON CHARACTER!
2 asian girls to stare at by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 Look Kyoko, that man is staring at us. INDEEEEEEED! I think he wants to see your boobs INDEEEEEED! PAY HER 50 DOLLARS! INDEEEEEDYDOOOO!
The Assclown by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 Greetings everyone, I AM Y2J! And I'm here to introduce to you a man who needs no introduction! I'm an assclown. This man has got the brains. He's all muscle! This man is a winner. . he knows. . Um. . Chris? Yeah. . what? I'm only an assclown.
Megatron vs. Optimus Prime - The Final Battle by HardcoreHippie11-02-01 At long last, I will destroy the Autobots! Not so fast Megatron! It's Optimus Prime, oh shit! WHAT DID YOU SAY?? You can't say "shit" in a children's cartoon!! Go to your room! *sob* And clean your room while you're up there!! (Fucking kids, think they own the place)
Ryan at the Cosmo by HardcoreHippie11-10-01 When Hookering goes wrong Hey, c'mere for a sec. Hm? Can I borrow your lighter? Uh, sure. If you'd come over here for free, what would you do for 10 cents? Ahhh. . I gotta go. . .