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Did I remember to turn the oven off...?
"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!" the people shouted.
... ... ...
I blame it on TV! Way too much sax and violins, I tell ya!
Bastard.

 

So now that you've destroyed the world, anything you'd like to say?
Only that I'm glad it was a fellow human being that ended Earth's history instead of those dirty apes, those damn dirty apes!
Also, I have to say getting rid of every single poverty-stricken country on the planet has it's advantages, and blah blah blah... ....
Chat it up now, you'll be my bitch soon enough...

 

Come and watch Martha Stewart!
That TV's been chasing me for hours! What do I do?!
Okay... I can do it!
The script says light the TV on fire then run away laughing manically.
AUUGGGHH!!
Booyah!

 

In these times of great tradegy, it is best to give what one is able to assist.
Hey, that's right!
Often donating blood or money is enough, as they can be used to save lives...
Yeah, I'll head to the Red Cross office right now!
But don't forget to donate the most important necessity of life: [BZZT!]
DAMMIT!

 

That there's a mighty fine bug ya got there... yuppers, big ol' red eyes and strong exoskeleton and sharp teefers.. yup yup... I bet I'll never see another bug like it ever again in my life.. uh huh..
Oh never mind.
Next, on Guys With Big Trucks...

 

Today is Wednesday. Hump day. The middle of the week.
Usually this excites people.
Anytime they hear the word 'hump' immature giggles often follow.
Hehehehehe...
Hehehehehe...
Thankfully not everyone stoops to such a low.

 

Sweet! I just made my personal teleporter work! Everyone's gonna want to see this!
Yeah, everyone...! They'll be so excited...!
...
Oh never mind.
The fools thought I wouldn't fit! Hah! Suckers!

 

Fire +
flammable objects =
Entertainment!

 

The author speaks.
There have been some complaints about the lame Yoda impression in the previous strip...
I don't see what the problem is. I mean, I don't even LIKE Star Wars. Hardly seen any of the movies.
I'm so stressed out because of this... I didn't even remember to write a TV into this strip! WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!?
All your jokes are belong to me, bitch.

 

Command & Conquer: Red Alert
o/' Oh when the Soviets... come marching in... o/'
Uh oh...
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
... yes ma...
How many times do I have to tell you?! You are not a Soviet Conscript! That's not even a Soviet flag! Now get back inside and peel more eyeballs!

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