HeirOfVlad

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I shall reclaim the once great Wallachian Territory! I also enjoy turkey, but the mission is still afoot.

An awakening for a gay bashing roomate who likes his body

by HeirOfVlad
3-22-02


	I'm going to go swimming. It's time for me to show the ladies my new body! Do you want to come?


	That's alright, I pale in comparison to your creatine induced physique. Go enjoy yourself.


	Look at how ripped I am! I am massive!

In the background plays "Is this love?" by Whitesnake.


	Hey beautiful, you are damn sexy! Can I by you a drink?


	Um... I have never been asked this, but if it is alcohol sure. I'm not gay by the way, and I am definitely not attracted to you. (Damn he is so hot!)