HeirOfVlad  

Hey, we're going to a party tonigh, want to come along?

I don't think so. I'll probably just stay here.

You should go. A lot of girls should be there. Wouldn't it be great if I brought home 3 girls? We could have an orgy. That is pro athlete shit right there.

I think I'll pass.

Oh well, more action for me.

What ever happened to finding the ONE girl that is right for you? Maybe someday that'll come back in style.