All comics by Hellvetica

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by Hellvetica
1-23-01
Hello, I am your robot bitch. I am fully equipped for all of your sexual needs. Why don't you pull down your pants and we'll get started.
...well?

 

by Hellvetica
1-23-01
Now *that's* a vibrator!
Stop judging me!

 

by Hellvetica
1-23-01
Sorry about not giving this to you earlier...it looks like you were audited last month. Maybe you should check up on how that turned out, eh?
You too, eh?

 

by Hellvetica
1-23-01
One day, at work...
Kevin, in light of you abusing your Internet priviledges, I've decided to fire you and hire this other guy in your place.
Sorry, I didn't hear you... I was making l33t comix stripz on-line.
Umm, you're fired.
The next day...
So how's your first day going?
Your MOM's *damn* fine.

 

by Hellvetica
1-25-01
An Awkward Moment...
Umm... Hi.
Hi.
Elsewhere...
What the hell is going on?
Bitch.
This is where the narration should go.
Life is at an end.

 

by Hellvetica
1-26-01
So Mr. Reaper, who died here?

 

by Hellvetica
1-26-01
You really don't say much, do you Indy Pete?
Baaaakkk.
Wait a second! You are a chicken!
Silly chicken, boobies are for kids!
Damn straight.

 

by Hellvetica
1-26-01
Hey...how you doin'?
I don't get why all these animals keep comin' onto me...
Hmm...
Uh...you smell like dung.
Really?

 

by Hellvetica
1-27-01
I'm Batman.
?

 

by Hellvetica
1-27-01
So... What can we do to sexually please each other?
Oh, I've got that one covered.
How's this?
Or perhaps... This?

 

by Hellvetica
2-04-01
Are you John Romero?
Yes.
Really?
Yes. I'll prove it.
Oh.
Yes.

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