The truth about cheaters

Author: Honkmaster

Date: December 8, 2002

by Honkmaster
12-08-02
Someday in Erfurt ...
I bought me this brandnew Computer! I Wanna play Coutner Strike! Computer, what doI need?
GET! CHEATS! NOW!
But someone told me, using cheats is llame!
YOU! HAVE! SMALL! PENIS! -> U! MUST! GET! CHEATS!
People, you heard it ... if u have a small penis, u need cheats for playing Coutner Strike!
Exactly. Bill Gates 0wnz Ya!