A Day in the Life of a Writer # 5

Author: HouTxWriter

Date: September 11, 2005

by HouTxWriter
9-11-05
Father, I need you to come perform an exorcism. My grandmother is haunting my mailbox. It's getting pretty intense.
I see. You want me to perform the Exorcism of Granny Rose? Only thing is, if she's already dead, I can only do a spiritual cleansing.
I think it'd be easier to see if you can get God to assign Granny Rose an agent in Heaven.
I'll see what I can do, son. I will pray on it. While we're waiting on God's answer, grab the hammer and nail and help me repair my confessional bench.
I'm not sure what this has to do with God hearing our prayers.
God helps those that help their priests...now let's go.