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by Hyde2k
1-18-01
We join our heroes after the war of the beavers.
Help, Asok! We've been exiled into a dimension of eternal antidisestablishmentarianism!
So I noticed, Mr.Alibengaba. Uh, what does antidisasomething mean?
We must hurry if we're to return to the blistering heat of Moscow!
I know! Let's start a rousing round of mantras as seen in the dead sea scrolls
And that's the way it should be.
Brilliant! Let's get started............................ Did it work?
Uh, no.

 

by Hyde2k
1-18-01
... a conversation
Have you ever noticed that comic artists make such senseless comics these days?
Oh, yeah! I think it's just because in the past 80 years or so, all the good ideas have been taken by other artists. There's really not much left in the sense of original ideas.
Exactly. It's as if all they can do for a cheap laugh is just make comics with a lot of ridiculous pictures and no plot, hoping that the reader will just assume it's funny.
Hmmmm. I wonder if there's anything to be done about it.
Weeeell, they could just make one comic to point that out and say "to hell with it."
Sure, but they'll probably just throw in a picture of a little girl and a stick figure in a trash can against a canyon landscape just to get a few cheap laughs.

 

by Hyde2k
2-02-01
Meanwhile...
So, what were you saying earlier?
I'm sorry baby, but I slept with your sister.
Furthermore...
My sister?! : (
Yes. And your mother, your best friend, your other sisters, your cousin, your cat, your goldfish, your father ...
Nonetheless...
ENOUGH OF THIS!!!! BURN IN HELL YOU @#%^!@!!!!!
AAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH~~~*!

 

by Hyde2k
2-03-01
Hmmm. I feel really weird today.
Could it be because you're, uh, SATAN?!
Are you sure?
Hey, you can't fool me.
And that's the way it is.
Then how is it you're damned to hell for all eternity and I pleasure myself by tormenting you day in and day out?
Hey, it's actually a lot like my day job, you know.

 

by Hyde2k
2-03-01
I am the Walrus, by the Beatles (ooh!)
Sitting in an English Garden, waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
I am the egg man...
...they are the eggman...
...I am the WALRUS!!!
doo doo be doo

 

by Hyde2k
2-03-01
And now, a complaint from the eggman.
Hello, I would like to complain about the blatant misuse of a Beatles song by that comic's author. It was stupid, hideous, and inconsiderate of the Beatles legacy and fans won't stand for it.
Suddenly...
We will find this blasphemer and put him out of his...
Stop! I will put an end to your pointless complaining once and for all!
And so...
NOOOOO!!!!!
And the moral is: don't lump Beatles songs, even if they're resung by losers.

 

by Hyde2k
3-18-01
Look! Up in the pantry! It's ... um ... I don't know
BWAHAHAHAHA! I am Rorshache, the super hero
hi. We're the people on the ground.
I will turn all of you into my helpless slaves!! Ahaha!
Suddenly..!
Where's my date?

 

by Hyde2k
4-20-01
One fine day in the park
Howdy! Would you like a hammer and nails?
Uh, hello?
And so it was.
I think you know what you can do with that.
~Sigh.~ Yes sir.

 

by Hyde2k
6-26-01
And now for something completely the same, a conversation between two talking heads.
Hey wigga yo yo!
Kevin?! What the hell is up with you?
What?! wuz wrong, bitch?
Your hair is gone!
Hello, and welcome to the end of the comic.
This is the end of the comic, when we try to convince you that this comic was not nearly as terrible as you know it was. ..... Uh, well, .... It wasn't. So there!
All your bases are belong to us! For great justice!

 

by Hyde2k
6-26-01
We bring you the exciting return of Badger Milk
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! I, Rorschach, have returned from Detroit! And I am ready to terrorize the populace again!
Terrorize? What the fuck did you ever do to terrorize the populace?
DO?! Why I ... I ... well, ya see... it's, uh...er, well....
Yeah?
Rorschach is off!!
Up, up, and away!
What a prick.

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