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by HydeGuy
7-30-07
Hmm. Nothing better to start the day than taking a good dump.
What? Fuck, it´s that horrible voice in my head again.
I´m HydeGuy. Youuuuu gotta maaaaake comics, looooots of comics! And you shall do so in my name.
Okay, I´ll obey. Can I just finish my business here?
Erm, okay.
Thanks. And don´t look.

 

by HydeGuy
7-30-07
Obeeeeeeeeeey!
So what´s the plan? What are you going to do now?
What do you mean? Me? You go and make some comics.
So you mean, I´ve got a psycho voice in my head, and I still have to do all the thinking by myself?
Just say something funny!
Erm - turd?

 

by HydeGuy
8-04-07
So your idea of funny is to have someone walk into the panel and just say "Turd!" ?
It was the only thing I could come up with that fast.
And I´m sure I heard someone laugh. But then again I could just be mad and hearing voices in my head.
You´re not, ... I mean, yes you are ... but I did NOT laugh!!!
Maybe it was a voice in YOUR head then? How many of you are up there?

 

by HydeGuy
8-05-07
Arrested by the comic police. Just great. Thanks a lot, voice in my head.
I don´t understand you people.
This is the third toilet humour offense this week. What makes the likes of you think that just saying "turd" or "crap" or "poo-poo" will make people laugh.
*giggle* Poo-poo.

 

by HydeGuy
8-10-07
I´m here for a serious toilet humour offense. What did the comic police arrest you for?
Drawing mustaches. Hey, I could draw one on your face!
Why ?
You´ll be amazed how much a mustache changes your appearance. Maybe the police will think they arrested the wrong guy!
Ay caramba! Hey, Señor Duck, thees ees mucho big miraculo. Holy frijoles, grab your cojones, amigos!
That´s just plain silly! Or as the Mexicans say: Thees ees molto stupido!

 

by HydeGuy
9-11-07
Hi, there!
Oh, fuck! There´s the voice again! Great job by the way - getting me into prison. Where were you when I needed you?
Let´s not talk about that now. Just see this as the wonderful opportunity it is. We got all the time in the world.
For what?
Making comics, of course. What do you say if we stop telling your boring background story and do something funny with other stripcreator characters?
But there´s no talking turd character ...
I´m just a hallucination!

 

by HydeGuy
9-11-07
Jester!?
Jester!?
Oops, my mistake. I thought you looked like someone I know.

 

by HydeGuy
9-15-07
Why would you break into a milking machine assembly facility, Lady? Industrial espionnage?
No, I wanted to blow it up.
Those milking machines are so cold and insensitive.
I miss my farmer´s firm but caring grip.

 

by HydeGuy
9-16-07

 

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9-17-07

 

by HydeGuy
9-22-07
Chicken?

 

by HydeGuy
9-24-07
Oh my god, where did that big bang come from? It feels like my ears are bleeding!
Hey, I don´t hear anything my mom says. Great!
.......................
I must have gained the superpower of deafness! This will make working at the call center a lot less distressing.
.......................

 

by HydeGuy
9-28-07
Time flies by when you´re in love.
I´d like it to stop now. Please?

 
by HydeGuy, 10-06-07

 

by HydeGuy
10-11-07
I could really use a handjob.
Is he talking to us?
I guess he´s finally snapped.
Keep your fins close to your body, Gary!

 

by HydeGuy
10-21-07
ROGER HAMILTON! I AM THE GRIM REAPER! THIS IS YOUR FINAL HOUR. I´M HERE TO TAKE YOU WITH ME.
Mr. Hamilton? ... uhm ... anybody there?
Fuck! I should have looked up his office opening hours.

 

by HydeGuy
10-23-07

 

by HydeGuy
10-23-07
The legendary shootout to decide who
Oh Boy! I´m going to shoot any second.
If you have to shoot a second, wait a second and let it be the other second.
was going to be the next firefighter
chief of Backwards, Indiana.
I don´t second that. It takes two seconds to perform this procedure properly.
With only one second to spare I second the second second´s second guess of your proposal.

 

Where are my nuts? I cached them here!
You didn´t pay the storage fees so we auctioned them off.
by HydeGuy, 10-26-07

 

by HydeGuy
10-26-07
Aaaah, to look at the sea! So peaceful and calm. Just the thing a stressed out mind needs to relax ...
I can even hear the tender waves of early tide gently rocking against the shore ...
Noise make Butch very angry! Butch kill next person he meet!

 

by HydeGuy
11-16-07
Ah!
Uh!
Uh!
Ah!
That was great!
Next time I want to be on top!

 

by HydeGuy
12-30-07
Run for your lives! The aliens are coming!
They´re preparing their anal probes! We´re doomed!
He leaves his room only for this rant.
Why are you all just walking by? Don´t you people fucking care?
Hourly.

 

by HydeGuy
12-31-07
Beware, fellow earthlings! The aliens are poisoning your food!
You eat this and they will gain full control over your minds and bodies! Don´t you listen to me, people?
Here´s your change, Sir.
Oddly, this marketing strategy is working ...

 

by HydeGuy
1-04-08
My genitals are tingling.
Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them?
They´ll charge me how much for urinating into the holy water font?

 

by HydeGuy
1-04-08
My genitals are tingling.
Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them?
I will if you tell me where you dropped them.

 

by HydeGuy
1-04-08
My genitals are tingling.
Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them?
Hoof. It´s called a hoof, Sir.

 

by HydeGuy
1-04-08
My genitals are tingling.
Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them?
I will when I´m done sketching them.

 

by HydeGuy
1-04-08
My genitals are tingling.
Ya hear me? Ya mind giving me a hand scratching them?
Wow, stripcreator has sound now!

 

by HydeGuy
1-16-08
I don´t think he heard the whip. Try the doorbell.

 

by HydeGuy
1-21-08
Dude, you´re the devil?
Devil´s son, actually. Pop´s away for recreation after a holy water incident.
And he left you in charge?
Yep.
So what´s gonna happen now? You´re gonna like punish me and stuff?
Care for a round of Torture Hero III?

 

by HydeGuy
1-26-08
3:23:42 p.m.
I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud!
Don´t!
3:23:32 p.m.
I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud!
Don´t!
3:23:22 p.m.
I refuse to believe your machine can create a 10 second time loop. I´ll just push that button and expose your fraud!
Don´t!

 

by HydeGuy
1-30-08
So this is the big city you always wanted to see. It´s just as I told you. There´s only godless people here.
Moo.
I was always afraid their cursing and freethinking would spoil your pure mind if I brought you here.
Mooo.
See? You´ve already fallen prey to using their foul language.
Moo.

 

by HydeGuy
1-31-08
So what do you want to talk about before we do it?
Come on dude, you can do it! Even Paris said it´s the hottest trend of the decade.
No! I just can´t handle this "get to know your food before you kill and devour it"-cuisine.
Chicken!

 

I put the M in Murder.
by HydeGuy, 2-11-08

 

by HydeGuy
2-27-08
I love you.
This is a bit awkward.

 

by HydeGuy
2-29-08
Vroom! Vroom!
Hey, what are you doing?
Just checkin´ the tailpipe.

 

by HydeGuy
4-14-08
I know who you are
I know who you are
I know who you are
I know who you are
I know who you are
And I know where you all live ...

 

I was here first!
Shut up, egg!
by HydeGuy, 10-16-10

 

by HydeGuy
12-30-10

 

by HydeGuy
1-25-11
You have to take care of the shop for me while I´m in New York.
New York? I hate it.
Why?
The place is a dump. Only hookers and football players live in New York.
Hey, watch it! My wife´s from New York!
(cough!) ... so which team did you say she´s playing for?

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