Spontaneous Combustion

Author: IStabPeople

Date: November 24, 2001

by IStabPeople
11-24-01
Hello, I am Frank. I promote racism, drinking, and spousal abuse.
I'm putting a nail in my head.
One time I got drunk, carved a hating stick, then beat my wife with it. I got arrested after playing a game of "minority hunt."
I'm not sure what's giving me the headache... your flag or this nail.
Crap. I just spontaneously combusted.
Wow! My head stopped hurting!