Fartsworth - #1 by Idle11-05-02 Fartsworth - #1 Oh, man - WOO! Okay, okay, I'm done, baby! Wow. The sex tonight was fucking horrible this time, Brad. HOO-HOO~You just let me know when I can re-load here. I have plenty more where that came from, Sugarpuss'AY. ...Oh, No, No, that's too much, uh, for me tonight. I'm so sleepy... Yawn. Brad, you want to call me Brad? Well, fuck, you call me whatever you want as long as I get to tap that ass again! FUCK - Oh my sweet Jesus Christ.
For the SENTAMENTALISTS by Idle11-05-02 That last HO sure did hit the spot. Fucking busting that shit - BAM! Praying mantis style! Uuuhhh~ Shit, I think... OUGH, WUMF, ooooooooo... *fart* BBBRRRRRRRRTTT~~~!!! *fart* Eeeeeeee~~~
The Adventures of Jorge & Val - #1 (Late) Halloween Special! by Idle11-05-02 Val! Where is your Halloween costume?! We will be late to the part'AY! Booze! What? Oh, man JORGE! - I was so busy outback huntin' wabbit, I totally forgot! Fear not! - *POOF!* Eck! HAWH-haha! ...Eh. ...Ew. Fuckin'! ...Now this is just wrong...
The Adventures of Jorge & Val - #2 (Yet another Halloween!) by Idle11-07-02 It stinks in here. Val... Wake up - I can't sleep. Something stinks... ZzzzzZzzzzzz... Val, eh.. ew.. ZzzzzZzzzzzz...
The Adventures of Jorge & Val - #3 (Halloween ahoy!) by Idle11-08-02 OUT OF JAIL - Another part'AY? Sure! Heeeey~ ... Happy Halloween there, dadd'AY! Um, my GIRLFRIEND VAL happens to be standing RIGHT OVER THERE - can you please stop attempting to grab my sack? Guh~! Jorge... who's that - and why is he wearing your hat?
The Adventures of Jorge & Val - #4 (Halloween.. eh.. ew..) by Idle11-09-02 I guess. DUR - I am Poo'rge. I say teengs to Val that make her get "angries" so now I am in the streets. That ok, she know I doo-doo head. Val is my pal. ...
Fartsworth - #2 by Idle11-09-02 Fartsworth - #2 HEHEHE - Hey, y'know.. I'm not drunk, I just look like this on T.V! *BUUURP* But, I like your.. wow. Aren't those DING DONGS? Oh, yeah - YEAH! They are! Fresh! Here, hold 'em before you eat 'em! I like how you play, soldier - y'know, really.. drunk.. *squish, squish* HUH HUH, C'mon, y'know what I really want! Oh, I SHO doooo... From behind! *chomp, squish, chomp* This kinda taste like... lights... fuzzy... dear me... Sure thing, dadd'AY - lemmie just get this light here *SMACK* so I can see where I'm gonna *SMACK* be going and then just...
The Adventures of Jorge & Val #6 - Kill Halloween-Hug trees! by Idle11-17-02 Oh, what courage.. it's Val's house.. ... ... ... : / ... : \
TONIGHT ONLY, Comedic Performances by: Ms. Fair-haired by Idle2-05-03 So, how's everyone doing tonight? ...SILENCE ROARED. Hm. GOD - this audience just bites. That's right, it's no longer my fault if you jerks care not to laugh.
TONIGHT ONLY, Performance by: Ms. Fair-haired by Idle2-05-03 SILENCE CONTINUES. So no? No good was that last one, was it? *Orchestra* ... So if I said something along the lines of, "GOD. The audience is GAY." Then I'd probably know I won't leave with a date tonight?
TONIGHT ONLY, Performance by: Ms. Fair-haired by Idle2-05-03 *Sneeze, Cough, Sneeze* No? ...Nobody get that last one either, 'suppose. ... This place, I swear. What's wrong with this picture - can anyone in here just tell me how to get back to OZ?
5 Minutes 'til Curtain Fall. by Idle2-05-03 Still no? M'KAY. ...I can't see past these lights in my face'ere. Is that how it's working for you guys out there also? Can't see me up here? You just hear voices? Like a ghost? CRAZY. You're all just CRAZY.
THANK YOU. Ms. FAIR-HAIRED! by Idle2-05-03 *Clap... clap... CLAAAP, clap* Okay, Ladies & Gentlemen - British sensation, Ms. Fair-Haired! Thank you, thanks - exit to your right. R'aght. ...RIGHT.