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by Illusionist
1-11-01
Do you want to try calling the apartment place again?
I guess so... (sigh)
At the Dumb Minion office...
Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!
There go that damn phone again! Just cause I work here don't mean I got to answer the phone or come in when I'm spose to! Where my vibrator HGLHBLHGHLBH

 

by Illusionist
1-12-01
Thank you so much for taking the apartment I liked better, Kolle sweetie... at least we got to tell Dumb Minion to sit on it and spin.
Yeah, but no central air... you just better be right about the window air conditioner being enough.
But, that July...
Nice calculations, BTU boy.
Come on, at least I was right about the neighborhood not being that bad.
Wee-oooo! Wee-oooo!
d'oh.

 

by Illusionist
1-12-01
I'm sorry, I have to know.
Kolle, do you know whether HTML tags really work? They seem to on the creation page...
Good question. Make a test comic..
People, if this works, please don't abuse it too horribly...
italic, font size, font colorparagraphtable
Happy 2nd birthday Isaac!
Johnny does so much and I don't even know if he gets paid. Illusionist
OH GOD IMAGES SEEM TO WORK HERE COMES THE PR0N HULAGHLAHGLUAHGLAG
Ill, how come you only have one expression? All my friends think you don't like them.

 

by Illusionist
1-12-01
Did the HTML tags work?
Boy, they sure didn't.
It's probably for the best.

 

by Illusionist
1-12-01
So let me get this straight. You decided not to come in to work on the one day we could come up from North Carolina. You never checked your messages.
Meanwhile you've given that apartment to someone else. But at least you've already cashed our application fee.
That's the way the business works.Why's your wife squinchin' up her eyes like that?
I only wish you could know.

 

by Illusionist
1-12-01
Her folks are a trip, yo. Have they ever even been to Ridgmont?
Well, some people assume it's a bad neighborhood. You know, because everyone who lives on Frederic is... uh...
I'm representin' muthafuckin' Columbia M-D here.
And I can't figure out whether that supports my argument or theirs.

 

by Illusionist
1-16-01
I think we should live in Dumb Minion...
Oh, Cerno! You did understand how I really felt!
... It turns out Ridgmont doesn't have washer-dryer hookups. So I ... um... what?
So you did what she wanted and she's angry at you anyway? Heh heh heh heh heh.
Eat me running.

 

by Illusionist
1-19-01
So the Ravens are in the Super Bowl… I'm utterly thrilled, of course, and I'd be heartbroken if they lost, but it doesn't resonate with me on as deep a level as it could.
Not as much as if it were the Orioles, say, or any Philadelphia team.
I've followed the team its entire existence, but I haven't been in Baltimore long enough to miss the Colts.
I guess it's because the Ravens haven't broken our hearts yet. They've never had a great chance and let us down. They've just...
Sucked.
Yeah.

 

by Illusionist
1-19-01
Kolle, it's your turn.
Waaahhh!
Waah! Mommy Daddy wake up! Waaahhh!
Hee hee. It was really my turn.

 

by Illusionist
2-09-01
Kolle suffers from obsessive-compulsive disorder.
I think I might have left the oven on. Shit. Did I leave the oven on? I think I left the oven on.
Do you want to go back and check?
Fortunately, it's pretty much cancelled out by her attention deficit disorder.
Meh.

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