Back on the market

Author: Injokester

Date: September 4, 2004

by Injokester
9-04-04
So how'd your date go?
Terrible.
What? But she's the biggest slut in the office!
Yeah well, she didn't like me.
You wore your "I'm a lousy date, so you might as well slap me and leave before I try and rub up against you until I ejaculate" T-Shirt, didn't you?
It was the only top I could find that I handn't used as a cum rag.