Improvisation

Author: Injokester

Date: July 1, 2005

by Injokester
7-01-05
Y'know, with the extra security they've put in at Disneyland, it's been getting harder and harder to get laid.
So I decided to go straight to the source and headed down to the hospital last night.
New borns, eh?
No, but I did get my hands on a piece of umbilical cord from the bins out the back.
Now that's using the old noggin.