The Adventures of Space Jesus

Author: Injokester

Date: September 22, 2006

by Injokester
9-22-06
Dad, how come everything that tastes good is bad for you, while everything that's healthy tastes like crap.
It's a glandular thing.
A glandular thing?
Yep.
I put a gland in your tongues that secretes my poop. I call it the "poop gland".