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| Aren't you worried your wife might cheat on you? | |
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| Nope, I paid a hooker to secretly give her venereal disease. | |
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| That way if she's cheating you'll know because she'll keep it quiet. | |
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| And if she's been faithful you just have to put up with the screaming until your tests come back and put you in the clear again. | |
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