Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: July 12, 2009

by Injokester
7-12-09
Chen, the efficiency consultant has advised that we need to increase employee output by 50%.
I think that's an unworkable figure.
Not if you go down to R&D and have yourself cloned!
But that would be an increase of 100%.
Not if we cut one of you in half!
Can't I just work 12 hours?