Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 2, 2009

by Injokester
8-02-09
Chen, I need you to re-do the statistical surveys I've been working on for the last 2 weeks, mine has taken some collateral damage.
Perhaps if you removed the miniature bayonettes from your pens, your documents wouldn't get shredded anymore.
And leave my office susceptible to a full-scale ground incursion from the finance department?
Sir, given that the finance department hasn't launched a single armed assault on your office in the last 12 years I think the risk is negligible.
Always be prepared Chen. Always!