Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 2, 2009

by Injokester
8-02-09
Chen, our department is falling behind in the intra-office games!
You mean the gladiator death fights they've been holding in the basement?
Yes, we've already lost Kevin and Joel. Both dead from decapitation! We need to find replacements before tomorrow's "cage match"!
So you want me to call the temping agency?
No, there's no room in the budget for that. Get onto one of those out-reach programs that finds work for the mentally disabled.