Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: August 9, 2009

by Injokester
8-09-09
Chen, I need you to procure me a robot butler.
Unfortunately there's no such thing. Perhaps I could wrap myself in tin-foil and fill in until you get bored and forget about this.
Good idea! Report to R&D so they can weld a buzz-saw/flamethrower to your arm. We appear on "Robot Butler Wars" in 3 days!
Do you mean "Robot Wars"? That has nothing to do with butlers.
Nonsense Chen, how can I toast the success and or death of my robotic minion without a butler to bring me drinks?