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| Beloved wife, I hope this doesn't hurt or insult you, but you're 54 years old and I've got specific needs you no longer can give me! The rest I am very happy that you're my wife! Don't be mad, | |
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| cause when you get this letter, I'll be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old assistant. I will be home before midnight! Your husband. | |
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| More in 54, than 54 in 18! You don't have to stay awake! Your wife. | |
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| Beloved husband, you're 54 years old too, and when you receive this letter, I'll be at the Deluxe Hotel with the 18 year old pool-guy. And since you're a good math-teacher, you'll know that 18 fits | |
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