"BONE YARD BLUES"

Author: JESUS_CHRIST

Date: November 10, 2001

by JESUS_CHRIST
11-10-01
"MAN...IT REALLY SUCKS BEING A SKELETON"
"YOU AIN'T TELLIN' ME SHIT, THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW"
"I GET SO FUCKIN' HORNY SOMETIMES...BUT WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO?...MY DICK ROTTED OFF, AGES AGO"
"YEAH...AND I GET SO GODDAMNED HUNGRY AT TIMES...I COULD REALLY GO FOR A CHEESE-BURGER AND A CHOCOLATE SHAKE, RIGHT NOW"
THREE HOUR LATER...
"MAN...IT REALLY SUCKS BEING A SKELETON"
"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN"