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Imagine there's no heaven,
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There'd still be redneck morons.
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| Today at the coffee shop this customer heard I was Buddhist. He dropped a bag of coffee on the counter and said "You might as well worship this bag of coffee if you worship Buddha!" | |
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| But don't Buddhists practice non-worship? Did you say anything back? | |
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| No. He was one of those guys who say "Don't you have just plain coffee?" I couldn't expect him to understand. | |
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| Man, People like that shouldn't be allowed to leave their gas station cappuchino machines. | |
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