JStrong  

Let me tell you some of my time tested ways of hiding a happy bulge.

Please don't.

Sometimes, I untuck my shirt. Sometimes I sit down. In a pinch, I'll just hold my coffee a little bit lower.

Uh huh.

I like you, Jimmy. I'm going to take you under my wing. You know what I mean by under my wing, don't you?

I sure hope not...