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by JacquiF
11-24-02
Thank you for calling Gevalia. My name is SATAN. How may I destroy you today?
You want 2 Kona, regular WB on your next shipment? You will join me within 3 days for an eternity of torment. Thanks for calling Gevalia, and have a painful death!
Hi, Karen? Our numbers have been horrible down here, can you send us a few more souls from the *living call center? We won't make metrics if you don't. I'll promote Deanna, she seems enthusiastic.
*living does not imply that life is good.

 

by JacquiF
11-24-02
I'm the computer! I don't work!
I fix the computer! I'm a dog on a ball!
Please put a sign on me. I feel naked when you don't.
No worries! Putting signs on puters is what I do best! I'm a dog on a ball!
Dude! You totally rocked the sign on the computer! It works better than ever now!
I know! I'm a dog on a ball!

 

by JacquiF
3-12-03
Message board trolls...a sign that you're doing a good job.
You've turned the site into your own personal forum and it looks like shit, plain and simple!
oh jeez, not another internet troll....
It's a sign of great respect and envy that someone actually hangs on your words so very much.
If you keep making stupid posts, you are going to get called on them.
ummm....do I know this guy? Why is he so obsessed with me?
Trolls wither and die without attention. Be sure to insult them daily!
........Why isn't she paying attention to me?
God I love killfiles.

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