Classic Jesus Adventures Episode 1

Author: Janapada

Date: May 18, 2013

by Janapada
5-18-13
One day, Jesus was watching TV.
Ha ha ha! Oh, hip TV comedian Dennis Leary, you never fail to amuse!
I am SUCH a jackass!
Suddenly, the TV died.
DEAR GOD NO!
To escape the fire, Jesus fled to the sea, where he met an exciting new friend!
Will you be my friend?
raech 4 teh skiez, @$$hole!