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by JenovaProject
2-06-04
Follow the way of God and the path of forgiveness shall be shown
You wanna see the big guy? Put the 20 in the basket bitch
When Judgement day comes, The Almighty shall judge thee
When the time comes, Arnie says your screwed
Altar boy
Personal fuck buddie

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!
... So i killed the lawyer... heh but seriously folks this isn't my real costume
My white hooded cloak is currently getting the smoke, gasoline and blood stains washed out
OOO YOU IS DEEED!!
Tough crowd... Should i run?

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
Damn
no
Damn
sorry, no
Ok animals are where i draw the line
Damn

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
Damn my health insurance ran out
Damn... sorry man
Now i can get hit by a bus, or catch fire.... and i gotta care about it
Ok...
Tell me about it
Well now you gotta try your hardest not to catch fire

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
WE ARE SCARY LITTLE
indian girls with green dresses
WE ARE PUT HERE TO SCARE
the living shit out of you
COME PLAY with us
Daytime tv has always been crap

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
YOUR SOULS ARE
ou.... INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE
WE SHA.... wait i speak in capitals... oh crap
FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...
AAAIIIEEEEEEEEE *BOOOOOOOM!!*
I definately don't see enough guts and little girl bits here

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
think think
think think
think think
ok i've had enough... I can't take not being able to hold a weapon with these weak arms
ping!
Here mister bunny wunny... I've got a painful present for you

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
Did I mention i'm great in bed?
Eugh for the love of bob, go away Gabriel
Later that day...
... and so thats how i got turned down by 10 people in one minute
The word sad does enter my mind when i think of you...
Jesus... I dont suppose you and I...
Your life depends on you not finishing that sentence

 

by JenovaProject
2-06-04
*BOOOM**RIIIIIPP*
*FRAZZLE**SCHUNK*
AAAAAEEEEIIIIII MY SPLEEN
Is that a railgun?!

 

by JenovaProject
2-08-04
One too many have been downed...
Yeshh you know, your veewy gorgessh
For the love of bob will you just look behind you
Uh huh
Your the boyfwend arent you

 

by JenovaProject
2-08-04
Again one too many...
Yesh yesh can i pressh your boobsh
DAAAAAAAAD!!
Uh huh
I schwear i didnt know she was scheventeen

 

by JenovaProject
2-08-04
He should stop really...
Scchooo exschplain why you wont come homesh with me again
Because dear, I'm your grandmother
Oh dear god i need to throw up...
I now suddenly hate my daughter...

 

by JenovaProject
2-09-04
So tell me again why you've been called "no knicks" please Toni...
But what Steve didn't know was that Toni had secretly been watching him... Also she had magical powers
SPEND YOUR LIFE AS A GOAT, PANTIE THIEF!!
Ahh bollocks... am I wearing them on my head... is that how she knew?

 

by JenovaProject
2-09-04
YOUR USELESS, SERIOUSLY WHAT CAN YOU DO EXCEPT KILL PEOPLE?!
I'M LEAVING YOU EDWARDO... I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NIGHTS ALONE WITH NO PASSIONATE LOVE TO KEEP YOU HAPPY
I'm gay?!
Brucey? Bring me my teddy i feel lonely

 

by JenovaProject
2-10-04
Tonight on what W-list celebrities do...
Do you remember who voiced Carlos in Resident Evil 3?
His name is Vince Corazza
Also known as... Dorien... a.k.a Tuxedo Mask from the hit anime show Sailer Moon
Oh shut up...

 

by JenovaProject
2-19-04
In a lonley geek's bedroom...
Here we see the typical quake "How the fuck did he frag me" match
I'm the master at this game... watch me blow this guys hea.... WHAT THE FUCK!!!
It won't be pretty when he sees the next scene
I AM THE MASTER!! WHAT FOOL DARE FRAGS ME!!
You have humliated Xevala with your BFG...
Button?

 

by JenovaProject
2-26-04
See Butterlee - Hey, it's more famous than me!
Hello and good evening everyone. Contrary to popular belief and constant rumours, I am not starring in "Silly Billy"...
And I have also definately NOT been contracted to channel 5!!
Give it up your fooling nobody...
Ahh fuck it... Gimmie the cocaine... San Potatoe here i come... fucking gagging for a shag

 

by JenovaProject
2-26-04
In dark surburbia...
Thank fuck i've finally lost that chicken... following me ever... huh?!
Bwaahahhaahhahaha!!
Just my imagination... there is no chicken

 

by JenovaProject
3-02-04
Has the wish finally came true?
So what you think? Wanna start dating?
I'd love to pet
SWEET!!!.... wait... no what are you doing?!
Making an adjustment
Not if I can help it...
You sick, sick bastard!!
Hehe well hello pet

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