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by Jetwelder
5-01-14
Shit, man. What a day! I've been supervising the coffee breaks in the "Guys Standing On Their Heads In Warm Poop Six Feet Deep" room. All damn morning.
I feel ya, bro. I've been driving the motorboat in the "Lake Of Stinky Piss Up To Your Nostrils" and I didn't even get to take a DAMN LUNCH!.
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Dude. Don't eat the Hostess Ho-Hos from the vending machine. They've been in there for all eternity.
I know. That's why I brought a microwave burrito.
Someone left an Angel's Food cake in the lounge. That's pretty freaking FUNNY!
I'm gonna have some because this burrito tastes like methane gas emissions from a Union Carbide factory, seasoned with fuckin' cilantro.
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