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by JezPuh
8-08-03
Whiners are everywhere...
OGM, NS 2.0 SI TEN UNBLANCDED! STWOOPIT NOEBS! SG SI TOO POWAHFUL, ONSO REDEESM WIHT MARAEIN INSIIDE HIM! NUBCAEKS!
OMG H@X!!1
Die noob! Just wait untill the windows version of 2.01 is released!
I am owned.
Take that you whiner nub.

 

by JezPuh
8-08-03
* JezPuh has joined #naturalselection
* Onos sets mode: +v JezPuh
Yo.
OMG, I WANT ONOS VOICE TOO! ONOS VOICE! ONOS VOICE! ONOS VOICE!
* noob was kicked by ChanServ (Do not repeat yourself. (Onos))

 

by JezPuh
8-08-03
What if you really, really, REALLY want to have that super game?
...
You buy it!
OMG NOE!!1

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Anime is bad
Quack, anime is teh noobsuck
You said it!
its always teh same! quack
YUS!
Meanwhile, in hell, the anime burns
AAAAH IT BURNS!!
Ban anime!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
We meet Anti Anime Man, the ultimate anime stopper
I SI TEH L33T!!1
OH NOES!!1 I MSUT USE MI SUPORPOWARS!!
I am a tentacle monster.
GET BAKC HERE YUO NUB!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
NOW I WIL USE MI SUPARPWOERS ON YUO!!1
*superpower*
TEH WORDL SI SAVED!!1

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
I am a banana.
You're an arm.
Well soon I will be a banana and take over the world!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
The slaughter strikes in total silence...
He needs victims to survive
hmm
Noone ever saw him

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Another victim...
Wow, I cant believe I actualy own at this game.
Just look at him, haha
Hah, owned a nub again. I'm so good at killing.
So am I

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
His victim count keeps rising
Shhh, or else the noobs will come!
*sound*
Aaaah!
Who do you call a noob?
When will his fury stop?!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Some don't know it. But I'm the slaughter.
I life on the ocean bottom.
Shhh!
You twat, you don't life on the ocean bottom, but here, in doorshut-int1.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
He's out of controll!
Muhah, another victim.
What the hell are you?
I.. uh... I'm a... uh... I'm a super intelligent killer lemon!
Muhah, I owned him.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
The end is nearing
Not me!
Who should I kill today?
Too bad, muahahahaha!
You dind't expected this, did you?
Dance!
Yeah baby!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Fire.
Chair.
Pencil
Ghost.
I must say, thats one heck of an impressive comic you got there!
Why, thank you.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Nice and easy.
NICE AND EASY!! WHATTHA?!
Haha, he never knew...

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Our special guest of tonight is ZeroByte.
Hi, I'm ZeroByte, I read JezPuhs comics. Yes, I know thats stupid and I shouldn't be doing it.
Hi, I'm JezPuhs fantasy killer snowmen. I'm here to kill you.
That was easy.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Ah, Pierre. Want some cheese?
Beer is fine for me.
*zip* Muhaha, I'm the killer snowmen.
I will own you. Actualy, I will kill you fast, this serie is getting boring. Good day.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Here's a wise leason you will never forget.
Green
Yellow
Red

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Speak to me Hudson!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Check on the current events Hudson.
Hudson?
* translation: you whats up my bro?
Eek, an alien. I am so doomed. The alien will own me and this serie will stop NOW.
ROAR ROAR ROAR!*

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
My finger owns.
I don't need a finger.
Well hands own more, it's such a funny feeling to have a finger inside you and controll you.
I'm drawn.
Hell, when that finger starts moving he could even make me scream!
Oh my god, thats sick.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
Hey look at me, I look just like the scientist in Half Life.
I guess some alien will come soon and does something that kills me on a dumb reason, like being smacked by a soda machine. So I could perform my uber lame scream and say a funny quote before I die.
Just as I expected.
I am here to do something that kills you!

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
*scream*
Hey look, it's Gordon.

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
So you're telling me you made all those strips today and yesterday?!
Yes
That's sick

 

by JezPuh
8-09-03
If he continues asking those questions he will know I'm planning to take over the world!
If he continues making strips like this he will take over the world!

 

by JezPuh
8-12-03
Hmm, Charlotte...
Blegh, Bart...
Hmm, Banana...

 

by JezPuh
8-12-03
I can fight with myself.

 

by JezPuh
8-12-03
Some people go nuts when they're killed in a game...
OMG, HAX. NO WAY. HOW DID HE DO THAT? YUO EV!L H4X0R!!
and then begin to mutate...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!
My revenge will be sweet.

 

by JezPuh
8-12-03
Hey Cthulhu!
Yo
Wait... Cthulhu? Oh my god, run!
Er?
Aaaaah!
Nobody likes me...

 

by JezPuh
8-13-03
Whats more worse? Lack of knowledge or lack of interest?
I don't know, but I don't care anyway.

 

by JezPuh
8-13-03
On the street
At the law-court
How long is this going to take mister advocate?
3 hours for me, 3 years for you.
At the prison
That fucking idiot!

 

by JezPuh
8-13-03
Ugh.. don't make such strong coffee anymore.
Why?
I dind't sleep all night.

 

by JezPuh
8-13-03
Docter, I keep hearing voices while I see nobody!
How often does that happen?
Every time I make a phonecall.

 

by JezPuh
8-13-03
A blind man and a man with one leg are having a discusion.
If you don't shut the fuck up now, I'll kick you!
Hah! I'd like to see that!

 

by JezPuh
8-14-03
Hey, you there n00b.
What if I lay 4 eggs, take 3 away and lay 2 more.
Can you lay eggs?!

 

by JezPuh
8-14-03
Why did you broke open those parked cars?
...
It looked easier than braking open driving cars.

 

by JezPuh
11-18-03
Dus, wat als je engelse bent, en je leest dit.
Tjah, dan kun je dit niet echt volgen.
Shut the fuck up.

 

by JezPuh
11-18-03
So, this is me.
That's Bart.
Milk?
He's fat and plays many games, he also likes Charlotte. But nevertheless, he owns.

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