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Jim is a 75 year old IT person with over 50 years of experience. Growing up with Doonesbury and then Dilbert, he followed xkcd, User Friendly, The Joy of Tech, Glasbergen and Bug Bash a decade ago. He began creating this strip in 2014 and started it up again in 2025. He welcomes interactions.

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by JimBT200
5-11-14
Apple's "Siri"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The woodchuck, aka gopher, groundhog or land beaver may have helped provide the type of wood used by Noah to build the Ark (Heb. gofer, most likely Cypress), resulting in 42 cords of wood.
Google's "Google Now"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
42 cords of wood.
Microsoft's "Cortana"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You ask that stupid question again and I'll have Master Chief bury you in 5,376 cubic feet of Cypress, all neatly stacked of course.
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